I know some of you are wondering just what the heck is up with “Laura” and “Marisa,” and I feel it’s my duty to present you with an answer. Which is…Good flipping question! No, but seriously, they were just as hammered happy as the rest of us when this idea came up. And it appears that once they sobered up their enthusiasm fizzled as fast as Lindsay Lohan’s career ended after she went “sober.” (Thank you 12 steps, thank you.)
You can still find Laura and Marisa in our sidebar because we haven’t lost hope. Sure,we’re 14 days in, but if they REALLY wanted to, success is still within reach. Here’s to hoping… **cue vodka shots** 
xoxo,
GG
